Not THE THING but the thing, thing to trash. One timer and even for that case it's totally screwed.
First thing ther's NO that Suspence Mysterius Horrible ATMOSPHERE that make Horror as genre so popular among general audience. I should scream "...go-go-go" or tremble when some unexpected happens or action appears.You know what I mean ;-) I remember back in my teen age how I almost shit my pants and was sweaty watchin Carpenter's masterpiece.
Bored ACTORS(can't spell their nordic names and don't need to do that, cos I m totally sure we don't hear them second time);
FX like" Dude iet's do something horrible(;-) on our Quad Core Mac-that was designed for that kinda Thing(;-),ya?".
MUSIC. Hey Sound Crew, you beter use (or just use it better) ambient sounds of Antarctic- that what really help to create suspence Atmosphere, not another score by Marco Beltrami. Why don't use original Morricone score? I bet $$$, or maybe you just don't know who is he(sorry for you and sad for movie theatre visitors).
Do the movie crew even know what Antarctica is? I have doubts cos The Thing men eqipped and act like they on Colorado Ski Resort.
I amazed how that typically direct-to-video or Syfi TV movie was screenin' in major theatres around the Globe? Probably re-animated Morgan Creek production company credit.
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